bombing:

doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape

me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha

doctor: nice

me: nice

doctor: you’re going to die

me: nice

(via lesbianrecruit420)

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

(via laughbitches)

fin-nick-o-dair:

you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt 

(Source: emobaria, via joshpeck)

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

(Source: catholicschoolgay, via thefuuuucomics)

"if u say “i love you” too often it loses its meaning"

— boring people who probably read john green and listen to the beatles (via quartzwarrior)

(via bitterassfandom)

sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

(Source: qothqueen, via laughbitches)

weavemunchers:

my personality is 30% the last movie I watched

(via laughbitches)

kixxinq:

Me every single morning until school is over

kixxinq:

Me every single morning until school is over

(via laughbitches)

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

(via personalititties)