lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x
prettythingsandangelwings:

jaclynxhyde:

devi13:

moniquill:

NO PETTING, ONLY MURDER

Clumsy, adorable murder

IT’S SO FLUFFY AND SWATTY AND ROLLY AND PERFECT I CAN’T HANDLE THIS OH GOODNESS HELP ME

I need 20

prettythingsandangelwings:

jaclynxhyde:

devi13:

moniquill:

NO PETTING, ONLY MURDER

Clumsy, adorable murder

IT’S SO FLUFFY AND SWATTY AND ROLLY AND PERFECT I CAN’T HANDLE THIS OH GOODNESS HELP ME

I need 20

(Source: airgenawesome, via thefuuuucomics)

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via bitterassfandom)

plaid1shirt3days:

just-a-skinny-boy:

If you feel stressed, just watch this gif for a while.

Wow this gif is soda pressing.

plaid1shirt3days:

just-a-skinny-boy:

If you feel stressed, just watch this gif for a while.

Wow this gif is soda pressing.

(via bitterassfandom)

thatfunnyblog:

wow she really can play any role
Funny Stuff you like?

thatfunnyblog:

wow she really can play any role

Funny Stuff you like?

(Source: jadexalice)

izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

(via zackisontumblr)

Scarlett Johansson for Vogue by Mario Sorrenti [2009]

(Source: tomhiddlicious, via bitterassfandom)