you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt
(Source: emobaria, via joshpeck)
laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite
(Source: catholicschoolgay, via thefuuuucomics)
"if u say “i love you” too often it loses its meaning"
— boring people who probably read john green and listen to the beatles (via quartzwarrior)
teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA
(Source: qothqueen, via laughbitches)