kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

(Source: drizzydrehk, via laughbitches)

lithromanticoli:

| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
|      Krusty Krab Unfair  

|     Mr. Krabs is in there

| Standing at the concession

|  Plotting his oppression
|________ _ ___|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/   づ”

(via joshpeck)

  • Every cheerleading movie ever: THEY STOLE OUR ROUTINE

yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

(Source: miniaturepoodle, via laughbitches)

britneyspears:

Sometimes I do impressions…

(Source: instagram.com, via spicy-vagina-tacos)

wordonthestreetimasuspect:

Tried to sneak and eat some icecream at night. God punished him

wordonthestreetimasuspect:

Tried to sneak and eat some icecream at night. God punished him

(Source: orneryjabroni, via lesbianrecruit420)